Monday, 31 March 2014

Misadventures

Queenstown and Misadventure

I had an interview on Tuesday afternoon after I bunjee jumped (18th) for the Butterfli hostel, a tiny hostel with only about 6 rooms, up on the hill. I've since found out that it's only a few doors along, on the same street, as my friend from home, W. P sunbathed by the water when I went to my interview. The job was to be reception and other duties in a hostel, for 2 days a week – most likely the weekend. This didn't bother me as I've been working mostly all weekends for the past 5 years. During the interview, I got the feeling that she wasn't warming up to me. I was being all cheery with my answers and polite and smiling lots! She asked me if I'd applied for other jobs and I was honest, which she didn't like. If I get the job, I cannot have another. Working in the hostel would be for two days a week for free accommodation, but yet I couldn't have another job during the rest of the week. Why? Because she was setting up a side business and even though she would still be working, she'd need someone to rely on in case she got ill. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, the maybe once every few months that a person might get ill, meant that I could not try and earn money elsewhere. Let's just say I didn't warm up to her either.

View from the Butterfli Hostel

On Wednesday morning, P and I got up early. We'd managed to book a trip on a website called bookme, which is a NZ site for getting discounts on activities. This was our first one through the site – but not the last! We had booked ourselves a trip to Milford Sound, which is one of the fjords on the south west coast of the South Island, which meets with the Tasman Sea. It rained the ENTIRE day. We had managed to get a coach-cruise-coach deal for $120, around £60. A bus alone to the ferry terminal is about the same one way on Intercity, so we were really lucky. The coach picked us up about 8.45am, and for 7 hours, we were on this bus. Because it was a tour, our driver spoke about the history, the geology and the views as we went. We also stopped once in Te Anau for about 40 minutes (look at my fish picture) and about 6 other times to take pictures and take short walks. It was torrential most of the way, but it also meant that the waterfalls were huge and there was a lot more of them. Milford Sound and most of the area around it is a national park, so I felt really privileged to know that if my grand-kids visit this place in 50 or 60 years time, apart from things growing, everything will be in the same place. Not even dogs are allowed in, and you have to take all of your rubbish away with you.

When I say it rained the entire day, I really mean it. The trees reminded me of a mixture of home and that of a jungle, as apparently you can find the same sort of trees in Patagonia from when we were all connected. When we were all Pangea, although, no offence to Alfred Wegener, but they seem to think down here that Pangea was for the northern hemisphere and there was a completely different mega continent for the southern hemisphere. We were also told that we were now in the southern most quarter of the world, where less than 1% of the world's population live. In the top 25%, there's most of Europe, Russia and North America, so the population is more like 10%. I really liked getting the history and geography lessons about NZ. Parts I already knew because of my reading before and during my trip so far, and also while being told on the cook connections bus on my way to Mt Cook.

P with those many waterfalls, just after the tunnel through the mountain
P and I wholeheartedly enjoyed the day. We got wet – but then again, we're Scottish so were used to it. We were on the Jucy boat cruise for 1h45, where we went all the way down the south side of the fjord, and then all the way up the north side. The waterfalls were massive and the mountains were fairly impressive – of what we could see of them. Lots of sheer cliffs covered in trees and waterfalls, and some cool u-shaped and v-shaped valleys above sea level, left there by the glacier. Our entire trip took about 13 hours. I really wanted it to be a sunny, blue sky day but I guess we can't have it all.

Me getting very wet when our boat reversed into the waterfall!


On our return to town, we met up with my friend W, who has lived in NZ for about 3 years now but will be returning back to old Caledonia in May. He's a friend of mine from high school, and apart from a mutual friends' wedding about 18 months ago, I hadn't really seen him since then. It was really nice to catch up though. We went out for another Fergburger (my second, still a southern swine and still amazing!) and then for a drink closer to our hostel before he drove our lazy bums back up the hill. We were tired and he offered, of course I'm going to say yes!

On Thursday, we were meant to go and find an adventure elsewhere, but after we got back from Milford Sound, and started looking at things, it was far too late to start looking at buses. They were either all full up, really expensive or timed awfully. Instead we made a joint decision to stay on until Saturday, when the next bus back up to Christchurch was. I used by bus pass, and booked P on the bus, $50. Our hostel unfortunately didn't have space for us any longer, so we had to move. I was actually quite thankful because our room was tiny and since the wifi didn't stretch all over the hostel and the best reception was right outside our room, I was glad we'd get a good sleep elsewhere. Listening to someone else's skype conversation at 2am is not fun! We managed to bag ourselves a twin room at the Alpine Lodge, just 5 minutes walk from the centre and 5 minutes from the supermarket. No hills there. We stayed there for two nights. It was nice enough there and both nights we had spaghetti bolognese. No more burgers – at least for dinner or any other late night snacks. On Thursday itself we had a lazy morning packing up our things in the hostel and watching most of an old video with some of the hostel crowd in the Bunji hostel – and then went hiking (or tramping as it's known over here) up Queenstown Hill. It is uphill all the way, obviously, but walking through the houses was nice and P and I found some houses that we would buy if we could, all with amazing views over the town and lake. I've found that the lake and main mountain facing the town, looks a lot like my home village of Glenfinnan.


The hill in the middle foreground, Queenstown

The hill to the left of my sister, H's head
The view from the hill is magnificent, and I'm sure I took the same picture – only from a different angle – several times! On coming down, we treated ourselves to a Starbucks. Yup, they've got one in this town too. But – here's the difference, folks! Instead of having my normal hot chocolate, I tried coffee... for the very first time! I had a soy caramel macchiato, and although some have said since that this is not a real coffee... give me time! But I liked it enough, it didn't give me jitters, and like I suspected, the caffeine gave me no boost. So much for me wanting to get coffee in the morning at some point in the near future, hoping it'll wake me up!

Me! Don't I look excited?

On Friday, we had planned to go and see Wanaka's glacier. Then we found out it was an hour's drive from Wanaka itself plus a 3 hour return walk. The walk we didn't mind, but the drive... well, neither of us drive! Plus we doubted anybody would let us hitch a ride with them. P wasn't very fond, or rather, didn't want to hitch anyway. I didn't want to either, so instead, we took the fun way out! We skyped with our families in the morning – she to her mum and me to my sister A – and then went out to do our bits and bobs about the town. I wrote out a cover letter and printed my CV for a job in town working in the tourist information centre for 6 months. A steady job and a finding a place to live for a long period of time seems to be a dream of mine now. I like travelling, but I'm tired of only staying some places for only 4 nights maximum. It gets old!

We went and played a round of mini golf. Crazy golf to the rest of the world! It was really rather sunny, thankfully, so we played our 18 holes in hot blazing sunshine! I won, surprisingly! By like 25 shots, I was very impressed with myself! At 5pm, we had booked ourselves (via that website again) a trip to the Below Zero Ice Bar. It was $12 (instead of $32) for entry and an alcoholic cocktail. We were given coats and gloves (with holes in might I add!), and warm ugg boots. Unfortunately, our tour included being with a bunch of 10 year old girls all dressed in onesies. It must have been a birthday party of some sort. They all got cocktails as well... only without the extra punch obviously. Our drinks were served in ice glasses, the sculptures were all ice, there was a photo booth made of ice, even the drinks containers for the juice and the alcohol were all made of ice. Pretty darn clever. And after, we got to smash our glasses into a bucket. The vodka in my drink made me quite ill. Sometimes I think my body hates me but I avoid vodka for a certain reason. It gives me a sore upper back. I know, I'm weird. But wow... I definitely got that sore back and an almost immediate sick feeling. We lasted in the bar about 20 minutes before we got too cold and had to leave. The toilets for the bar were the same for the bar next door, so after changing back into our warm weather gear, we headed into Cowboys, the same crowded bar we'd gone to on St Patrick's Day. Only there were now only 6 guys in the entire place. It was dead, but nice and quiet with country music on in the background. After watching these four guys playing some sort of wooden game, I asked if we could join in. It's like curling, but on wood and only about 3 metres long. There's no central ball either, you get two shots and you have to get them in between the lines on the board to achieve points, and they can't drop off the end of the board, either. On first glance, it looked like they were playing some sort of poker game – like with dice – same shape of game area anyway. The guys split P and I up, and she won 2-1. Nobody knows what it's called. I'm sure we could look it up!!

Sitting on the toadstools at Crazy/Mini Golf
Me and P in the Ice Bar
On Friday night, we headed back to the hostel to pack our bags. We made a picnic for the next day. Then my friend W text me and asked if we wanted to come around for a film at his, instead of going out for drinks and spending money. We got Thor at the video store (Blockbuster may have gone bust, but this one hasn't) and watched it with some of his flatmates and a few G&Ts. Turns out W lives in a fantastic 5 bedroom house with a massive sitting room overlooking the bay. I asked him, since he's leaving in May/June time, if I did get a job in Queenstown, could I perhaps have his room after he's gone? He said maybe.

Next day – Saturday – P and I got up at 7ish for our bus at 8.30am, leaving from Queenstown back up to Christchurch. We would get there at 5.30pm, head to our hostel (we'd managed to get a cheap twin room at Rucksackers, my favourite hostel so far) and then change and get a taxi to this youtube gig that P wanted to go to. We managed to persuade Fergburger to let us have one of their breakfast rolls (roll? Feast is more like it) early, even though it was 8am and they didn't open til 8.30am. We waited at the bus stop for the Naked Bus to arrive. On our confirmation email it said The Station, which is an information centre, and it also gave the intersecting streets. Sometimes NB can be early, but we thought we were fine because there were 3 others waiting with us. To make things more complicated, Intercity also have a bus leaving at 8.30am for Christchurch, but is obviously a bit more expensive. They're more like Citylink in this case, whereas NB would be Megabus. Intercity buses leave at Atholl street, around the corner. I even checked which bus was there, a white bus I assumed to be Intercity, when ours started to be a bit late.

We waited there for over an hour. We asked tourist centres in the area where the naked bus bus stop was, if they could look it up for us. And it all came down to one place: Atholl street and the sure sign that we had missed the bus. One of the other people waiting got them on the phone, and after a lot of talking to each of us, they reasoned with us and gave us a ticket on the bus the next day, on Sunday. But of course, this was no use to P and I – we had a early bus from Christchurch going to Kaikoura. And if that was all postponed, we would miss our kayak booking on Monday morning. Our non-transferable booking. So there really wasn't any other option. We would hitch. Two of the others, a couple, were only going to Wanaka, and after yelling expletives down the phone to customer service, they left before a deal was struck. The German girl, who was also travelling to Christchurch, and then on to Dunedin (silly, when you can just get an Intercity bus straight to Dunedin instead of going miles in the wrong direction only to come back again). She took the ticket for the next day, as did we, but we thought we'd try hitching first.

Hitching. 480km. The one thing that everybody tells you not to do, and then someone else tells you it's not so bad. There are mixed reviews, but for the most part, I'd heard good things from other travellers. But they were backpackers on their own, with one bag. P and I refused to leave each other. We also had three suitcases, two small backpacks and some bags of food between us. Not a lot of people would pick us up. And we were right.

We started around 10am at the top of the hill going out of the centre, beside the Bungi hostel. We'd gone to Subway where we made a sign and had a cookie. After around an hour of looking at other people getting picked up – Milford Sound, Te Anau, Dunedin – we were picked up by the owner of the Bunji hostel himself. He had two poodles with him and managed to drop us off at the turning for Wanaka. We were now in the middle of nowhere, trying to hitch along side a farm and in a place where cars see the 100km limit sign and just whizz past us. We were picked up after an hour again by a guy and another hitcher. They took us as far as Cromwell, home of the giant peach bum (see pic).

Cromwell's peach bum
We left our stuff by the side of the road, and one at a time, nipped across to their Subway to use the bathroom. It was starting to get hot outside and I slapped on the suncream. It was around 12.30 and I kept thinking, in an hour, the bus will be in Twizel and we'll never be able to catch it up, or even, we're never going to get to Christchurch. I didn't say this out loud though. We got picked up soon enough by Katie, a German girl who was living in Glenorchy, near Queenstown. She was in a hurry to meet her Godmother in Dunedin, and so we spent about 3 hours or so with Katie, zooming down the twists and turns to the city. Also: the wrong direction. I worked out that this still put us at 390km away from Christchurch, and we had really only come 90km closer geographically. She asked to keep in touch with us. We'd gotten on with her pretty well, so I didn't see the harm in it. She got me to find myself on facebook on her iPhone, but when I did, I got a bit of a surprise. We had a friend in common! Sabine! My friend from Lake Tekapo which I met up with again in Christchurch when P arrived! Amazing! She said she'd met her in the North Island and her friend had also met her too. Small, small world!

Inside Dunedin Railway Station
She dropped P and I off at the train station, pretty central. We decided to keep going, so after a toilet stop and a few photos, we headed off towards the supermarkets, toward the Timaru road. We were picked up by a guy who only took us as far as the Timaru junction, but he was very nice. He told us that if we weren't picked up, and that we were stuck without accommodation for the night, we were to call him and he'd arrange something for us. A complete stranger. He said he'd hitched all over NZ and Europe and he knew how hard it was. I still need to email him and tell him we got there okay.

At Dunedin, I called the hostel in Christchuch. I realised it was too late to cancel and they'd charge us anyway, as we were supposed to arrive about that time. It was 5.30pm. They called me back and said, since they knew me (I had stayed three times before), they'd been able to work something out. Our room was private, so it meant we had a room in one of the out buildings. They said they'd leave the key in the room with an envelope for the money we owed. $56 for a twin room, that's better than some dorm rooms in other hostels. It was really very nice of them, and I was very grateful, as we might not have arrived at all.

We were picked up after about 40 minutes by two guys. Not sure of the drivers' name but the loud one was Devon, whose Dad apparently came from Devon originally. So, I remember him as Devon from Devon. They dropped us off in Blueskin, a tiny village about 20km along the Timaru road. They said that they had to pick up something, but if we were still there and not picked up by the time they got back, they'd be able to take us another 20km. Just as I thought I saw their car coming out of the junction 20 minutes later, we were picked up by a man in a land-rover with a terrier. A very inquisitive long-wired fox terrier. The dog soon warmed up to P and sat on her lap all the way to Palmerston. En-route, we found out about the Knight Bus, a bus that ran in the evening between Dunedin and Christchurch. We're saved! I looked them up online, $45 from Palmerston. We would take it! I called them up to see if they had any seats available. Crap. They don't run at weekends. Monday-Friday only. Useless!!

View from the Palmerston chippy
I ordered two haka fish (no chips). Last time I had it, they were tiny, hence the two. I couldn't even finish one! But they're cheap!
At Palmerston, we said goodbye to our 6th lift and went to the only thing open: the chippy. We had fish n chips while we spoke of our rotten luck. But at least we'd gotten this far, further than we'd thought. There was a pub with rooms next door, if we failed here, we would be able to find somewhere to stay. We'd only been hitching for 15 minutes, and it was starting to get dark, when amazingly, we were picked up. Number 7 – never caught his name – took us all the way from Palmerston to Christchurch. Just over 4 hours driving. He had a pick up truck and only one wide front seat, but we squished ourselves in and chucked all of our bags in the back. It was 8pm.

Just along the road, we'd maybe been driving for 25 minutes or so, we came across an accident on the road. A lady had backed her car into a ditch and was stuck on the rock. Many people stopped to help, even two men with 1950s cars on trailers. She'd been trying to back down a road into a car park, no explanation as to why, and had accidentally gone into the ditch instead. It wasn't exactly a thin road. She said she was from New Zealand but had been driving around in Europe for the past few years and wasn't used to the roads here. As I come from Europe, I think that was a stupid excuse. We weren't on the motorway, a duel carriageway or a single track road. It shouldn't have been that difficult and it wasn't even dark yet.


We stopped again at Timaru for a stretch-the-legs and petrol stop. He wouldn't take any petrol money and kept repeating that he'd been coming this way anyway. He'd gone from Christchurch in the afternoon to drop a friend off in Dunedin (we suspected a female friend) and was now driving home again. We arrived in Christchurch at midnight and he dropped us off right outside our hostel. He was very good to us and we were very thankful. We fell asleep around 12.30, but had to get back up again at 5.45am for the bus to Kaikoura!

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